Dog, stop playing Warcraft. You’re not even using the mouse and you are a dog. 

What are you doing bear? You can’t talk, you’re a bear. Plus that is not even a phone!

Get out of there horse. You do not belong in a tree, you are a horse. 

Cat, get off the internet. It’s not even plugged in, and you are a cat.

What are you doing dog. It’s silly to stand in hamburgers. Don’t stand in hamburgers. You are a dog.

Zebra get down from there. Giraffes are not ladders. You look ridiculous and you can’t even eat acacia leaves.

Panda, get off that slide. You are a panda. You don’t understand gravity.

Get out of there cat. You are not pringles. You  are a cat.

What are you doing in space tiger? You’re a tiger, you don;t belong in space. You can’t even breathe there.

Get down from there ram. You don’t belong on the power line, you’re a ram.